Today, everybody is a little Irish. So, here are a few Irish sayings to help you out.

  1. May the luck of the Irish be with you today.
  2. Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint and another one!
  3. It is often that a person's mouth broke his nose.
  4. A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures.
  5. May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.
  6. May you get all your wishes but one, so that you will always have something to strive for.
  7. Very little is needed to make a happy life.
  8. Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part.
  9. May the rocks in your field turn gold.
  10. May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty.

How about a few short jokes?

  • "I'm the unluckiest person in the whole world," moaned Betty McGrath. "I bought a nonstick pan and can't get the label off."
  • Irish businessmen have their names printed on the front and back of their business card in case someone loses them.
  • You three are a right pair if ever I saw one!
  • How come every time you ring a wrong number it's never engaged!

The sun is shining above ... Think Happy Thoughts.