Happy St. Patrick's Day! At KRFO and Kat Kountry, we all dressed in green. Like I have said in the past, getting us all together is a little difficult, especially when one of us is out of the office.

But somehow and some way, we are determined to get pictures taken even if the group is scattered about.

To continue with a little more fun, here are some Irish one-liner funnies.

  1. "Shay, do you understand German?"
    "To be sure, I do if it's spoken in Irish."
  2. "I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one."
  3. "I'd like some nails," Michael requested of the traveling tinker.
    "How long would you like them?" asked the man.
    "Forever, if that's all right with you," said Michael.

A couple of Irish proverbs include:

St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time -- a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summer's magic.

Better 50 enemies outside the house than one within.