5 Things To Say When Seeking A Wife In Southern Minnesota
When looking for a wife in Southern Minnesota, there are certain things that'll work that just wouldn't cut it in places like New York or Los Angeles.
This one will surely work: Walk up to her and say, "Mosquitos bad at your place, too?"
"Would you be interested in coming with me to the free cholesterol screening? Afterward, we can stop for pizza. My treat. I'll even spring for extra cheese. I really like cheese."
"We're all set for dinner tomorrow night, but I should have your cell phone number. You see, Rosie is due to freshen any day now and I sure can't leave her alone at a time like this."
"That sure is a sweet truck you drive. Got a clean title?"
"Um, I think you should know something about me. I really, really love the Packers!"
You may have to go back out after this step and begin again with step 1 and another girl.
Don't give up. I was 34 when I got married. Perhaps there's a reason?