5 Things To Say When Seeking A Wife In Southern Minnesota
When looking for a wife in Southern Minnesota, there are certain things that'll work that just wouldn't cut it in places like New York or Los Angeles.
- 1
You need an ice breaker.
This one will surely work: Walk up to her and say, "Mosquitos bad at your place, too?"
- 2
On the first date
"Would you be interested in coming with me to the free cholesterol screening? Afterward, we can stop for pizza. My treat. I'll even spring for extra cheese. I really like cheese."
- 3
Let her know some of your priorities
"We're all set for dinner tomorrow night, but I should have your cell phone number. You see, Rosie is due to freshen any day now and I sure can't leave her alone at a time like this."
- 4
Learn a little personal info
"That sure is a sweet truck you drive. Got a clean title?"
- 5
It's getting serious and you have to level with her
"Um, I think you should know something about me. I really, really love the Packers!"
You may have to go back out after this step and begin again with step 1 and another girl.
Don't give up. I was 34 when I got married. Perhaps there's a reason?
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